Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Big bamboo belong with skinny man while fat man he only have limp noodle
Man who mix Viagra and laxative, don't know if he is coming or going
Gay man in Chinese restaurant always order 'sum yung gai'
And my favourite,
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger!
Smile, meditation in progress so feel free to add your own Confucius