Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Big bamboo belong with skinny man while fat man he only have limp noodle
Man who mix Viagra and laxative, don't know if he is coming or going
Gay man in Chinese restaurant always order 'sum yung gai'
And my favourite,
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger!
Smile, meditation in progress so feel free to add your own Confucius
gems..
Hi Pater Nostra,
ReplyDeleteConfucius he say: Use chopsticks to search for fat man noodle!!! Hahaha, woiye pole...
The last one, you'll be fine if you're in bed with another who might have itchy butt! So not necessarily about scratching one's own..lol! Wo ie ni (or 'I love you' as we say in Chinese) xxx
I have refused this!!! Wawawa to funny lol!
ReplyDeleteHey Mystic,
ReplyDeleteAncient words of wisdom. Love you too, have a fab day! xxx
Tamaku you are crazy to say the least!
ReplyDeletehe also say,
ReplyDeleteman who put penis in peanut butter. he feel nutty all the time!
Hey Anne,
ReplyDeleteJust a little crazy but not insane. xxxx
Hi kahawaMoto,
Hahaha...love it! How about 'Man who put kahawa moto in mouth, he get burned (kuchomeka!!) xxxx