Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Gay confused Kenyan turns to philosophy for answers

Confucius he say:

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

Big bamboo belong with skinny man while fat man he only have limp noodle

Man who mix Viagra and laxative, don't know if he is coming or going

Gay man in Chinese restaurant always order 'sum yung gai'

And my favourite,

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger!


Smile, meditation in progress so feel free to add your own Confucius
gems..

7 comments:

  1. Tamaku,

    AAAAAAAAAAA, mama umezidi! Mbona kutusi mafati eti tuna limp noodle?! Jehovah Fafa! Nimekumark Tamaku. Tusipatane. Utaniona.

    And the last one, the one about smelly finger, eeeeewwwww!


    Warning kwako.

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  2. Hi Pater Nostra,

    Confucius he say: Use chopsticks to search for fat man noodle!!! Hahaha, woiye pole...

    The last one, you'll be fine if you're in bed with another who might have itchy butt! So not necessarily about scratching one's own..lol! Wo ie ni (or 'I love you' as we say in Chinese) xxx

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  3. I have refused this!!! Wawawa to funny lol!

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  4. Hey Mystic,

    Ancient words of wisdom. Love you too, have a fab day! xxx

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  5. Tamaku you are crazy to say the least!

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  6. he also say,
    man who put penis in peanut butter. he feel nutty all the time!

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  7. Hey Anne,

    Just a little crazy but not insane. xxxx

    Hi kahawaMoto,

    Hahaha...love it! How about 'Man who put kahawa moto in mouth, he get burned (kuchomeka!!) xxxx

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