Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Looking for a cock



You’re probably wondering what a bird’s doing on a gay man’s blog. Give me a moment all will be clear.

Recently I met up with an old friend Sue from back-in-the-day for a chat. She split up with her long term boyfriend Jeff four months ago. Over tea she pours her heart out to tell me how she’s lonely and looking for a male companion with whom she can once in a while also be intimate but no strings attached. I ask her what kind of man she wants and I’m shocked by her reply:

I don’t care what he looks like so long as he’s got a nice cock!

Poultry farmers queue here.

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  1. The opposite is true for me...but then, I´ll be happy to have my cake and eat it too.

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  2. Dear Leonardo,

    Sweet mother of all that is good and pure! Farming is not your thing, eh? xxxx

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  3. Hi News Blog,

    Thanks. Of course a good cock is one that wakes you every morning without fail....

    xxxx

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  4. And has the fairer sex come a long way or what?! Those are called Friends With Benefits.

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  5. I'll have me one of those too!! ...... But on a serious note I feel her even from the little that you shared. Wish her all the best in the cock chase

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  6. Fine looking cock you have there ;)

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  7. You heifers don't know my middle name is Cockzilla? Sheeyt! Te first time y'all read cock, Pater Nostra should have come to mind!!!

    I am ashamed at y'all!

    Hook me up. (-;

    But nobody tell you know who? (-;

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  8. Hi ydee,

    Secret to a handsome cock is a varied diet and lots of exercise ;)

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    1. Indeed. catch me @ jmsafi@yahoo.com

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  9. Hey Pater Nostra,

    No mixing of the species allowed :)

    A cock in the hand is NOT worth two in the bush. xxxx

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  10. She was not specific she also want cocks who do cocks so Peter Nostra may just qualify?

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  11. What farming? I thought we were talking about big roosters who know how to walk the cock walk? ¿No? Sorry.

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  12. Hi Shiko-Msa,

    FWB is cool. I think it works if both parties have their cards on the table. xxxx

    Hi Rox,

    I'll suggest the town of Cockermouth in the UK, sounds promising..xxxx

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  13. Hi Anon,

    I was checking with Sue, just got a text back. You're right she's game for the Cockzilla. He better be up to scratch though, cocks that aren't die by strangulation...(2 puns there!) xxxx

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  14. Hi Leonardo,

    You're beyond help...according to the urban dictionary a cock is the male reproductive organ. Used as a secondairy brain at times.
    Meanwhile back at the farm....lol!
    xxxx

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  15. Tamaku,

    I am waiting for that hook-up. Believe you me I can deliver! (-: LOL!

    And Cockzilla is just that - A Cockzilla!

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  16. Hi Pater Nostra,

    I'll pass your crow-dentials. I hope she does not, wait for it - chicken out!!!
    By the way have you heard what this bad man did to a poor hen? Sad.

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  17. Child, I have been laughing like a banshee over here. Poor chicken )-: People can be so brutal! Imagine that poor kuku all sodomised and anus ruptured?!

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  18. Hi Pater Nostra

    That editor needs prayers...ati 'making love to a hen'! Lol! Outrageous!

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