You’re probably wondering what a bird’s doing on a gay man’s blog. Give me a moment all will be clear.
Recently I met up with an old friend Sue from back-in-the-day for a chat. She split up with her long term boyfriend Jeff four months ago. Over tea she pours her heart out to tell me how she’s lonely and looking for a male companion with whom she can once in a while also be intimate but no strings attached. I ask her what kind of man she wants and I’m shocked by her reply:
“I don’t care what he looks like so long as he’s got a nice cock!”
Poultry farmers queue here.
19 comments:
The opposite is true for me...but then, I´ll be happy to have my cake and eat it too.
Dear Leonardo,
Sweet mother of all that is good and pure! Farming is not your thing, eh? xxxx
Nice Post
Gay
Hi News Blog,
Thanks. Of course a good cock is one that wakes you every morning without fail....
xxxx
And has the fairer sex come a long way or what?! Those are called Friends With Benefits.
I'll have me one of those too!! ...... But on a serious note I feel her even from the little that you shared. Wish her all the best in the cock chase
Fine looking cock you have there ;)
You heifers don't know my middle name is Cockzilla? Sheeyt! Te first time y'all read cock, Pater Nostra should have come to mind!!!
I am ashamed at y'all!
Hook me up. (-;
But nobody tell you know who? (-;
Hi ydee,
Secret to a handsome cock is a varied diet and lots of exercise ;)
Hey Pater Nostra,
No mixing of the species allowed :)
A cock in the hand is NOT worth two in the bush. xxxx
She was not specific she also want cocks who do cocks so Peter Nostra may just qualify?
What farming? I thought we were talking about big roosters who know how to walk the cock walk? ¿No? Sorry.
Hi Shiko-Msa,
FWB is cool. I think it works if both parties have their cards on the table. xxxx
Hi Rox,
I'll suggest the town of Cockermouth in the UK, sounds promising..xxxx
Hi Anon,
I was checking with Sue, just got a text back. You're right she's game for the Cockzilla. He better be up to scratch though, cocks that aren't die by strangulation...(2 puns there!) xxxx
Hi Leonardo,
You're beyond help...according to the urban dictionary a cock is the male reproductive organ. Used as a secondairy brain at times.
Meanwhile back at the farm....lol!
xxxx
Tamaku,
I am waiting for that hook-up. Believe you me I can deliver! (-: LOL!
And Cockzilla is just that - A Cockzilla!
Hi Pater Nostra,
I'll pass your crow-dentials. I hope she does not, wait for it - chicken out!!!
By the way have you heard what this bad man did to a poor hen? Sad.
Child, I have been laughing like a banshee over here. Poor chicken )-: People can be so brutal! Imagine that poor kuku all sodomised and anus ruptured?!
Hi Pater Nostra
That editor needs prayers...ati 'making love to a hen'! Lol! Outrageous!
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