I was at the barbers yesterday for the tried and tested number 1 all
round. The guy cutting my hair, Bernard or Bena for short always asks
'ninyoe' (Swahili for shall I trim?), while tracing a finger over his
sleek eyebrows. And I always say, 'No, Bena I won't let you practice
your eyebrow-shaping on me.' He shrugs his shoulders and says Tamaku
you need to loosen up,you're too conservative. I may wear fishnets
under my suit to work, tend to my eyelashes with a mascara brush and
sport a tattoo of a smiling dolphin on my left bum but the eyebrow
thing is where I draw the line. Too gay.
So yesterday when he asked again I said no Bena and then added, 'but
how about you give me a trim down there!' It was just us two in the
salon that's why I could say it. Bena looked like he was going to pass
out so I told him I was only joking. Besides I only trust myself in
that area, normally also a number 1 all over (boring) while George
used to be Sahara but lately prefers to leave just a landing strip
(for a smooth take-off)! We are not fans of the organic jungle look.
Oh, the title is about Pater Nostra who says he has a big one.
"tattoo of a smiling dolphin on my left bum"???....that one floored me, waaa, I've sareed you
ReplyDeleteLOL @ everthing pater has said and thumbs up for using the very '90's kenyan phrase...anaa.
ReplyDeleteyaani we used to talk like that anaa time!
Tamaku there is a swahili song which goes"nani aonaye raha kinyozi na mnyolewa" hahha
ReplyDeleteHi Rox,
ReplyDeleteIt's a kidogo tattoo but as my ass gets bigger well so shall the dolphin. xxxx
Pater Nostra,
You obviously need a big one to peek over that hedge! They should offer the 'futhi'cut (imagine you are dragging me to this level...), what's the big deal, other men around so it's just another male bonding thing like sharing a steambath or sauna. xxxx
Hi WildeY,
That term sounds dirty, don't know why maybe it's because I used it last when as a kid (for some reason kids can't talk about pubes even though they know about them!). xxxx
Hey Anon,
ReplyDeleteI haven't heard the song, thanks let me go google it. xxxx