Friday, April 24, 2009

Award Acceptance Speech





Fellow homos, closets and fag hags,

I have deservedly been awarded the Honest Scrap Award by Maya, Shiko-Msa and Rebekah. Not surprisingly the citation says “This award is bestowed upon a fellow blogger whose blog’s content or design is, in the giver’s opinion, brilliant.” The money that I paid to get this award is a small price for the glory that I am destined to enjoy throughout blogosphere.

A condition of this award is I have to list 10 honest things about me:

1. I am wearing a pink mankini as I type this
2. I drink beer and wine, never whiskey
3. I read the Daily Nation never The East African Standard - hence no known link
4. I stole a toy car when I was at Lady Northey nursery school. Carjacking is not new but you can never drive away the guilt
5. The quote in my head right now is "I'm a just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her” (Notting Hill the movie)
6. I love Tibet even though I’ve never been there
7. I live in fear that there are naked pictures of me somewhere on the web
8. I always take my clients with me when I change jobs
9. Dormans for coffee dates, never Java
10. I was once stopped at an airport because someone wrongly thought I was a drug dealer


So, now that you know the real Tamaku who is currently easily identifiable from the size of his swollen head, I will follow tradition and bestow this award on Anengiyefa, Billy GNM, MYSTIC, Pater Nostra,Wildeyearnings and last but not the least the indefatigable Leonardo who upon accepting should also list 10 honest things about themselves and then pass it on to seven others. Work it boys and girls!
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16 comments:

  1. AnengiyefaApril 24, 2009 at 9:02 PM

    lol, I've been laughing since I saw your post on my blog. I haven't stopped laughing lol

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  2. TamakuApril 24, 2009 at 9:11 PM

    Hey Anengiyefa,

    I did enquire but sadly they'll be no limo to the event (some malarkey about credit crunch !).. xx x

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  3. LeonardApril 24, 2009 at 10:36 PM

    Me too, me too...wow, so kind of you to include me in the ongoing festivities of it all...¨indefatigable¨ is quite appropriate (slothful would be appropriate too in other moments, but that´s for later)...off I go, to accept my award (I love having it come to me by way of Africa...that ought get those Anglican Bishops and their American accomplices in a twit!)...they do snoop/slither around OUR blogs you know.

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  4. TamakuApril 24, 2009 at 11:10 PM

    Hi Leonardo,

    It's my pleasure! This is another event those bigots are not invited to. Love to all. x x

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  5. FarmgalApril 25, 2009 at 12:09 AM

    Number 4...you're sucha laugh! I was going to tagg you so you know but was beaten to it.

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  6. TamakuApril 25, 2009 at 12:18 AM

    Hey Farmgal,

    I know, I'm like a kid in class, teacher! teacher! me! me!...pick meeeee! meanwhile George rolls his eyes, wonders when his bitch is coming to bed! Lol! x x

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  7. LeonardApril 25, 2009 at 2:25 AM

    There you have it, my acceptance moisty acceptance speech, my confessions and my thanks to you!

    http://leonardoricardosanto.blogspot.com/2009/04/for-immediate-release-diary-of-gay.html

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  8. Gay Nairobi ManApril 25, 2009 at 10:12 AM

    Tamaku

    Both you and Farmgal feel I deserve this award..Brilliant but I doubt I have twenty honest things to share..I will go to the bottom of the barrel to get 10.

    I accept I accept

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  9. TamakuApril 25, 2009 at 10:37 AM

    Hey GNM,

    We love you because you say it like it is! Cheers. x x

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  10. TamakuApril 26, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    Hi Pater Nostra,

    You naughty man. Lol! Trim that ass, it may get stuck going through the gates of heaven! x x

    Hey Maya,

    Happy to oblige. Thanks! x x

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  11. AnonymousApril 27, 2009 at 8:16 AM

    A belated acceptance here! I'm quite honoured (and tickled) by the award.

    Now on to my list on my blog...to censor or not to censor..that is the question.

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  12. TamakuApril 27, 2009 at 8:56 AM

    Hi WildeY,

    You're welcome. I'll pop over to check, just like the class prefect! x x

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  13. AnonymousApril 27, 2009 at 8:22 PM

    Hi Sweetie. Thanks for the nomination - will post soon, just not in the right frame of mind right now. Soon - I promise.

    Billy

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  14. TamakuApril 27, 2009 at 8:28 PM

    Hey Billy,

    Of course, I understand. Thanks fella. x x

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  15. Rebekah/JackfruityMay 27, 2009 at 7:54 AM

    I just got this award, and I cheated a little by naming you as one of my seven, even though you've already been tagged. I would say shame on you for stealing that toy car, but I once bit a boy in daycare for taking his socks off when he wasn't supposed to.

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  16. TamakuMay 27, 2009 at 9:20 AM

    Hi Rebekah,

    Thanks for the award! I need a larger mantlepiece. I'll deal with it shortly. BTW have you ever considered that the boy you bit might be wandering the earth with a fetish for nylons after what you did to him? lol!!! xxxxxx

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Hey you, leave a comment but don't just be an asshole about it - try to be decent. That said you are welcome to heap abuse or ridicule if it makes you feel better. However in order to get published it must not be homophobic, racist or sexist. OK?

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