Now that I bagged myself a policeman, I got day-dreaming today during a rather dull meeting at work about the fun I could have with double meanings around the subject of law enforcement. I scribbled some here:
- The long arm of the law (he who says size doesn’t matter is lying)
- Take the law in my own hands (yes please)
- The law is an ass (I am not incriminating anyone!)
- A hung jury (I think many will like this one)
I’ll see if I can come up with some more to amuse me as I think about my policeman lover. Feel free to share yours too!