I recently saw a poster on a roadside utilities cabinet near the City Stadium (Italics are mine):
'Dr Hodari - Consultant Doctor (tel 0721 xxx xxx) helps in -
* Love portions (Stir-in and drink from a horny goat's horn?)
* Man Power (This deficiency is not about the lack of employment, lol)
* Woman weakness (Casanova's cure?)
* Family Affairs (Dear Dr, I have the hots for my son...?)'
It's a mad world for sure.