“You can keep your hat on”, pun Kenyan women

My jaw dropped when I read this, I nearly gagged on what it was I had in my mouth. Relax, there’s no bite left in this old dog. Apparently our long suffering women wish to put to bed the current political impasse by imposing, wait for it, a love boycott!

Visions of our politicians lying unlullabied in wicker cots wearing pink blue laced baby booties and dinky ribboned hats flashed through my mind. Add to that picture a set of swollen grubby digits twitching to the gnawing cries of ngeeee ngeee. Grossly aaaaaww. Gathara, I’m still waiting for the cartoon!